five knuckle meat slinger

So there you go, that’s classic Sid. That’s just the way he is.

29th of Jul / 424 notes
sidney crosby   is a fucking menace   jesus christ   hockey tag   the pens   THIS IS REALLY GROSS   

I FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME THO

EVERY TIME I AM RELAXED AND READY FOR A SHUTOUT/NEAR SHUTOUT

AND THEN!!! OUT OF DESPERATION TO NOT LOSE (TO THE BLUE JACKETS) THE OTHER TEAM PULLS A GOAL OUT OF SEEMINGLY NOWHERE

AND IT’S ALL DOWNHILL FROM THERE

THIS IS WHY NO ONE EVEN HALFWAY RESPECTED THEM UNTIL THIS YEAR

29th of Jul / 2 notes
GOD   I AM SO MAD ABOUT THIS   hockey lb   the blowies   

WILL THE BLUE JACKETS EVER STOP GIVING UP A PROMISING LEAD

WILL THAT EVER STOP HAPPENING

29th of Jul / 2 notes
watching an old cbj @ canes game   and it's like!!!   how is this possible   I MEAN THE STAALS ARE GOOD   BUT DID YOU GET LAZY AT THE END AND/OR DID THE CANES PANIC THEIR WAY INTO A WIN   hockey lb   

amurrrka:

While most statistics that are thrown around in regards to the gender wage gap don’t consider occupation, industry, and education, there is still a large percentage of the wage gap that goes unexplained once this is considered. By and large, women are paid less on the sole fact that they are women.

And for the men who complain, “BUT TEH MENZ HAEV TO PAY FOR DINNERZ” (no, actually, you don’t), let’s pretend that it was law that all men had to pay for their dates.

The unexplained wage gap that has a disparity of 10 cents per dollar is equal to $4,465 per year, or $156,275 over the course of a 35-year career.

Let me put that in other terms for you. With that extra money from the wage gap you can do the following:

-Pay for 700 steak dinners ($35/each)
-Pay for 1,000 IMAX theatre ticket ($16/each)
-Pay for 85 tickets to a broadway show ($85/each)
-Fly 3 times from NYC to Paris and spend a week each time at a 4-star hotel ($6,000/trip)
-Buy a 14K White gold diamond ring ($7,500)

And still have $48,000 to spend on whatever else you want.

So next time you complain about having to pay for a woman’s dinner (that you’re not obligated to pay) when the Wage Gap is discussed, sit yo ass down.

29th of Jul / 2,614 notes
wage gap   
baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy? are you trying to say daddy?
baby: d-d-don't you think this meme format is more than a little played out. I am tired of the way that tumblr does not seem to know when to leave well enough alone when it comes to humor online. The more and more I've had to see posts like this the less and less funny they become. And it does not just go for this "baby saying it's first word" post format. I honestly came out to have a good time, spiders georg, and the mere concept of skeletons have all recently been subject to tumblr's strange obsession with rapid desensitization to a meme. The law of diminishing returns practically states that with every new variation on a meme, every time you add something to the already successful formula, it will be less successful, maybe not in note amount, but in post quality. And if we are living in a world where you value your note count more than you value the service you are providing to other bloggers with your insight or jokes, then you are practically a capitalist and is that really what you want? Tumblr, are you really in support of meme capitalism or can we, as a website, try to come together and create something more, something bigger? We can usher in a meme utopia. It is within our grasp. Thank you.
29th of Jul / 736 notes
best one tbh   

valvala:

puppytiny:

fucked up

this is terrifying

29th of Jul / 12,776 notes
horses are the worst   

veganrecipecollection:

(via Bok Choy and Shiitake Mushroom Noodles - Divine Healthy Food)

29th of Jul / 2,024 notes
for reference   cooking   food   

aloofshahbanou:

if you’re in your 20s and your mom is still regularly cooking your meals, doing your laundry, and making your bed for you, I don’t wanna fuckin know you

29th of Jul / 89 notes
about me   I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SINCE I WAS TEN   

Six simple rituals:

1. Drink a glass of water when you wake up. Your body loses water while you sleep, so you’re naturally dehydrated in the morning. A glass of water when you wake helps start your day fresh.

2. Define your top 3. Every morning ask yourself, “What are the top three most important tasks that I will complete today?” Prioritizes your day accordingly and don’t sleep until the Top 3 are complete.

3. The 50/10 Rule. Solo-task and do more faster by working in 50/10 increments. Use a timer to work for 50 minutes on only one important task with 10 minute breaks in between. Spend your 10 minutes getting away from your desk, going outside, calling friends, meditating, or grabbing a glass of water.

4. Move and sweat daily. Regular movement keeps us healthy and alert. It boosts energy and mood, and relieves stress.

5. Express gratitude. Gratitude fosters happiness. Each morning, think of at least five things you’re thankful for. In times of stress, pause and reflect on these things.

6. Reflect daily. Bring closure to your day through 10 minutes of reflection. Asks yourself, “What went well?” and “What needs improvement?”

29th of Jul / 106,187 notes
important   for reference   
bruins, rangers, stars, and oilers?

Bruins:

-Josh Ho-Sang
-Ben Scrivens
-Alec Martinez
-Hilary Knight
-Andrew Ference

Stars:

nope. it’s that whole ‘I don’t want to meet Levar Burton, I just want his autograph’ thing - what if I embarrass myself? what if they’re a total asshole? what if both happens? what if it’s just uncomfortable?

LIKE

EVEN IF IT WAS AN ACTUAL CHANCE ENCOUNTER

I WOULD PROBABLY JUST NOT SAY ANYTHING AT ALL AND PRETEND I DIDN’T KNOW WHO THEY WERE/BE NONCHALANT ABOUT WHO THEY WERE

Rangers:

I think it’s a toss up between Jeff Carter and Alec Martinez? like, watching Carter play is fucking beautiful but MARTINEZ SCORED THE GOAL THAT WON THE CUP AND I WAS SO TIRED I WAS ALMOST ASLEEP BUT THEN HE SCORED THAT AND I DIDN’T SLEEP FOR ANOTHER TWO HOURS I WAS SO EXCITED

Oilers:

my favorite moment that I actually saw as it happened is, again, when alec martinez scored that goal but another favorite moment is every time sergei bobrovsky saves a goal - like, there are so many shots taken AND HE ALMOST ALWAYS GETS THEM

28th of Jul / 1 note

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